NES Zelda Underworld Hood Map
Did you know that all the underworld maps on the NES version of Zelda all fit into a neat 16 x 16 grid? It's brilliant. Level 8 takes up the most, you can even see it by a wide percentage.
This is one of those hoodies that as soon as I thought of it, I wanted it to be real. The fact that it's even available for sale is a dream come true for me. Since I can't afford proper licensing through the NES people (I can't even afford to say their name!) this is a SUPER LIMITED RUN. Get it now, because I will take it down soon and will probably never make it again.*
Side note: In making this hoodie we realized that level 4 is a straight up swastika. Like, it's a Japanese company, so claiming ignorance is...hard. I don't know what's up with that, but I don't want to poke the bear, either. Let's call it a truce and no one sues me and we don't make a big deal about it. Just, we took great care to ensure that you are not wearing a swastika, that's all we're trying to say, okay?
* Okay, so I'm really fond of this hoodie, and I've decided to make it available for a bit longer. (8 bits longer? I've got bad jokes.) Frankly and Susanly, I put a lot of work into making this map, the placement of things and all that, and it's nice. I should probably find a way to license this, and acknowledging that there's some kind of danger of leaving it up, that some powers that be might decide that it's not as much art as I think it is (which I think it's at least 42% art and maybe as high as 67.3%) and make me take it down.
What our printer has to say about this hoodie:
This unisex zip-up hoodie features a soft and durable fabric that has a cotton feel to it. The brushed fleece on the inside will make this your most comfy zip-up hoodie ever! It also comes with a visible nylon zipper front closure. Each panel is individually printed, cut and sewn to ensure a flawless graphic with no imperfections.
• 20% cotton, 75% polyester, 5% spandex
• Soft cotton hand-feel fabric surface
• Brushed fleece fabric on the inside
• Nylon zipper front closure
• High definition printing colors
• Design will never peel, flake or crack
• Design will never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you.
Because it’s handmade for you, these hoodies require 4-8 business days before they are shipped. Orders placed before midnight will be included in the following day’s batch for manufacturing.
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|Width||21||22||23 ¼||24 ½||25 ¼||26 ¼||27 ¼||28 ¼|
|Sleeve Length||25||26||27||28||29||30||30 ½||31|
|Sleeve Length||63.5||66||68.6||71.1||73.6||76.2||77 1/2||78.7|